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Vaccinated People Free To Go Maskless, As "Covid Penis" Concerns Rise 

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The CDC says fully vaccinated Americans can now feel free to resume most normal activity without wearing a mask, while news that Covid-19 may lead to erectile dysfunction is giving men another reason to avoid infection.

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Kimberly Navarro
Kimberly Navarro 3 dager siden
WOW. Looks like they got their bot comments working overtime again. No way could there be 26K people who find this garbage propaganda even SLIGHTLY funny. By this time next year, I GUARANTEE there will be a lot less "fans" left to thumbs up.
Sweet Hard-Biceps
Sweet Hard-Biceps 4 dager siden
Pleas take Evie with you when you go back to the theater. She's a part of the show now.
Chris Jackson
Chris Jackson 5 dager siden
Please keep Evie and Chris mic’d when you return to the old format 🙏
Hamideh Heikkila
Hamideh Heikkila 7 dager siden
I adore Stephen’s wife. She is so pleasant.🌹
Hamideh Heikkila
Hamideh Heikkila 7 dager siden
Happy Birthday, Mr. Colbert!
dwight st john
dwight st john 7 dager siden
seriously, (just for a moment) the EFFICACY of being fully vac'd DOESN'T KICK IN for 7 to 10 days after your final vac. What Ms. K. saying??
Jorn B
Jorn B 7 dager siden
I am going to miss the shows without audience. This is much better then when there is a crowd yelling and applauding.
Pía Ribes
Pía Ribes 10 dager siden
😂😂😂 SC you cracked me up
Diamond Renee
Diamond Renee 10 dager siden
Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert
Sindhu3004
Sindhu3004 10 dager siden
Aaand vaccines have run out here before I could get vaccinated
Kevin Fager
Kevin Fager 10 dager siden
In America we have to exploit people’s greed to get them to do things they would’ve/should’ve already done if they weren’t so selfish.
Roland Bruce
Roland Bruce 12 dager siden
I want to inform the public on how me and my son got cured of our Herpes Simplex Virus by a Holistic Doctor called Dr Alaho Olu on NOsections....
MlssCue
MlssCue 15 dager siden
Shout out from T-Town! 😎
Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg
Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg 15 dager siden
I bleedin' love Stephen's shirt. It's so metallic.
Leah L
Leah L 16 dager siden
That’s one sassy sign-language lady
Chanda Harkins
Chanda Harkins 16 dager siden
Happy birthday, Steve! I feel like with all we've been through together, I can call you that. 😂 So glad you were born!
Joseph Lester
Joseph Lester 17 dager siden
Can’t wait for this guy to get fired. What a disgrace to late night television
Becky
Becky 18 dager siden
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Dreemurr Delm
Dreemurr Delm 18 dager siden
Normally on sticks those are called Cakepops
Martyr General Soliemani
Gotta love all the bots, schills and trolls pushing the propaganda in the comments sections, looks like the tel Aviv trolls are out on full force pushing the poison jab.
Scottie Johnson
Scottie Johnson 21 dag siden
lol 😂 imma miss that NYC Mayor
Scottie Johnson
Scottie Johnson 21 dag siden
lol 😂 we love you Stephen! 🍺😎
Scottie Johnson
Scottie Johnson 21 dag siden
Sweeet! My fiancé got her J&J shot 3 days ago and I get mine Monday I can’t wait! 🍺😎
elfan
elfan 21 dag siden
Damn, here in the UK we still have to wear masks! I'm jealous...
Hugh Sweeney
Hugh Sweeney 23 dager siden
Make the "CoViD will break your dong" a gif. I want to share that all OVER social media.
gabe colpetzer
gabe colpetzer 23 dager siden
Vax-scenes X Randy dandy-o is a combination I didn't know that I needed
cannibalbananas
cannibalbananas 23 dager siden
You missed a good opportunity to say "it tasted like a chocolate ball in my mouth" at the beginning 😂😂 Also, love the side eye skit 😂😂
Her Meowjesty
Her Meowjesty 23 dager siden
The CDC made a huge mistake with this. Since the beginning, the GQP has refused to mask or worn masks improperly. Now, there is an honour system in place where we all know most of them will claim to have been vaccinated even though they haven't been. I'm fully vaccinated but will still mask until herd immunity is reached or there are no new cases in my city. Plus, if people can't manage to mask during a pandemic, you know they probably don't wash regularly or follow other medical guidelines. A lot of GQP are anti vaxx and probably crawling with disease, whether or not they have COVID. It's been nice having no colds, flu or other routine illness since March 2020. I'll also mask for the kids, many of whom cannot be vaccinated yet and may not be able to mask if they are very small. The vaccine reduces spread but doesn't eliminate it. As someone who was immunocompromised as a child a still is as an adult, I don't want to be the one who spreads COVID to vulnerable youngsters.
Dissociated Women Incorporated
Not offering free burgers to vaccinated non-Americans is just yet another example of American imperialism and racism. Give me my free burger, America! You can distribute them via McDonald's, we have those here in the UK!
Sharko Channel
Sharko Channel 24 dager siden
I Remember when stephen used to be funny now he just spits propoganda
Mad Minorcam
Mad Minorcam 24 dager siden
In Colbert's case a mask could be considered as a head condom.
Michelle M
Michelle M 24 dager siden
I haven't found any where were they allow people not to wear masks. Even parks (outside) they are still (trying to ) enforcing mask, more than ever before.
Donovan Werts
Donovan Werts 24 dager siden
Covid Penis is God's way of stopping some people from procreating :)
Izzy Cisneros
Izzy Cisneros 24 dager siden
That one guy really took Tiger King to heart.
J. C.
J. C. 24 dager siden
Hope you have a really good immune system, if not, and you received the 2nd shot, you may not have any antibodies built up. John Hopkins just finished their study. CDC needs to reflect this information and warn people.
Derrick L Gaylord
Derrick L Gaylord 24 dager siden
I so much appreciate maskoffweb com for the 10,000€ send to my PayPal account today it was really helpful to me
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Viana Viana
Viana Viana 25 dager siden
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Anteres
Anteres 25 dager siden
Why does that Dr. video sound like she is selling a Veg-O-Matic?
Camacho Caesar
Camacho Caesar 25 dager siden
No more itching or pains, all outbreaks gone for good thanks Dr.Ayomede your supplements are truly the best for permanent cure
Henry Vargas
Henry Vargas 25 dager siden
I celebrated my birthday with yours.
Bennett Johnson
Bennett Johnson 25 dager siden
How could someone be so unfunny and unlikeable? Truly astonishing
accidental catalyst
accidental catalyst 25 dager siden
I hate this show
SurleyBlaine
SurleyBlaine 25 dager siden
I don't own a tiger, my wife owns a tiger.
D.A. Robin
D.A. Robin 25 dager siden
This guy...This guy is incredible. How far along are we in make cryogenic storage a thing? ...Oh, You wouldn't be able to defrost him? He would just be a funny, glasses-wearing popsicle head? He would want it that way!
Northgoddess3
Northgoddess3 25 dager siden
Never stopped.
Northgoddess3
Northgoddess3 25 dager siden
Dork.
Pole Valuable
Pole Valuable 25 dager siden
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Cinders Vale
Cinders Vale 25 dager siden
Stephen, I am one fan who really loved the format during the difficult time during the Covid-19 pandemic. Hearing Evie's and your crew's reactions have been treasured moments. I have not once missed all the camera cuts to the audience. Please keep Evie on the show, at least as a recurring guest. She has been a total delight.
Signore Portinaio
Signore Portinaio 25 dager siden
Happy happy birthday buddy. Thanks for keeping the humor alive. Need it more than ever. Hope you have a great birthday
SM00TH CR1M1NAL
SM00TH CR1M1NAL 25 dager siden
Covid is more hilarious than Stephen Colbert. Who is paying these hacks for the worst comedy to date. No one laughs at this hack. Seriously if you find this man funny its probably bc when the water in your head starts sloshing around it tickles a little so you laugh. After another joke of his get only 2 laughs was the realist this show has been since it started. Stephen Colbert along with many others shouldn't get paid for their hack humor and should be asking for handouts bc that's about how useful they are to society.
Marion Pettkus
Marion Pettkus 25 dager siden
I love YOUR show where you are..it's just me. But the audience is too much sometime. It's valuable to have like a private show to me.
Daniel Feldsien
Daniel Feldsien 25 dager siden
I definitely prefer this smaller personal setup, especially with Evie giggling at your antics, but you do you man.
Cynthia Hawkins
Cynthia Hawkins 25 dager siden
What I notice is many people remain super vigilant and fearful. And confused, which I can totally dig. So ok, even if I do drop my mask..how would anyone walking toward me.. (if they don't read minds, that is) - KNOW I have been double vaccinated since last Feb? And thus, completely safe to approach? Should I start wearing a 'non-leper bell'..or what here? Jesus H....
Robert Baron
Robert Baron 25 dager siden
The colonial pipeline must be running windows.
Tiffany Edwards
Tiffany Edwards 25 dager siden
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J. P.
J. P. 26 dager siden
Does Colbert realize he looked and sounded exactly like de Blasio eating a burger when he was eating the cake pops?
J. P.
J. P. 26 dager siden
Those would be cake pops (without the stick). And didn’t anyone ever teach you to chew with your mouth closed? Smacking away like a cow chewing on cud.
aryanson
aryanson 26 dager siden
My unc,le got the vaccine, he got a skide effect, he said his dik grew 3 inches.
Paul Margani
Paul Margani 26 dager siden
I don't need a vax to live my birth right in my freedom. Im good. How about ppl getting sick from the jab or dying? Dont want to say those stats.
Eric Hagen
Eric Hagen 26 dager siden
yall need to keep yer wife at yer side even back in the ed sullivan!! i love the banter.
Eric Hagen
Eric Hagen 26 dager siden
happy belated!!
Dietrich Ahlers
Dietrich Ahlers 26 dager siden
If I stop wearing my mask, will I stop having nightmares about leaving my mask at home and getting yelled at by strangers?
Lonnie Falbo
Lonnie Falbo 26 dager siden
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Darkstarscream 1 26 dager siden
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No Comment
No Comment 26 dager siden
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🌼🏵🌹🌸🌺🌷🤗💐🥂🚀🥰♥️🍾☕
Ape Beats
Ape Beats 26 dager siden
I hear from a very reliable source that after making contact with the hackers and paying the ransom, they were instructed to unplug the modem for 30 seconds to initiate a soft reboot to restart the pipeline. If the first try was unsuccessful, repeat the process and wait for the light to stop blinking, then send another $5,000,000.00 for further instructions and a 2 week trial membership for A.O.L. w/ Windows `98 free of charge. 🤞Fingers Crossed🤞
Danielle White
Danielle White 26 dager siden
“A burger element”🤣🤣🤣
Amy Chlebus
Amy Chlebus 26 dager siden
I'm fully vaccinated, but I'm still going to continue to wear the mask. I have a congenital heart defect, but I am not going to stay in all the time because I have things I need to do. I am also getting ready for surgery, so wearing a mask would minimise me getting sick.
A Shoe
A Shoe 26 dager siden
6:30 penis-a
A Shoe
A Shoe 26 dager siden
3:13 high intenthity
Suzette Figgs
Suzette Figgs 26 dager siden
Happy Birthday Steven 🤗🤗🤗
Brittany Porter
Brittany Porter 26 dager siden
Steven your wife and you are adorable and I’ve loved you forever lol but as a chronically ill/immunofunked person who hasn’t been able to get vaxxed yet the cdc didn’t give “all of us a gift” with this latest fuckery. I now feel even more vulnerable and isolated and unsafe than I have for the last year (and that’s a tough bar to clear!).
Jay Sprout
Jay Sprout 26 dager siden
I want one of those bigass globes.
Terry Almame
Terry Almame 26 dager siden
Happy birthday 🎉
honeyhorizons
honeyhorizons 26 dager siden
I don't trust anything the media says about this vaccine. I will still wear a mask. How do you know who is vaccinated. I feel the media is being controlled by terrorists. Even if restrictions are lifted in business, public trans. etc I will continue to wear a mask. And what's in these vaccines anyway. God only knows what this corrupt world will do to kill ppl. Especially ppl of color.
Mike Dean
Mike Dean 26 dager siden
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crazyman8472
crazyman8472 26 dager siden
A very merry Unbirthday to you! (Yes, you!) 🎂
Donna Supe
Donna Supe 26 dager siden
Infatuation
Jaren Woods
Jaren Woods 26 dager siden
yeahh same birthday
cuntstolemyusernames
cuntstolemyusernames 26 dager siden
Free Palestine 🇯🇴
jetfowl
jetfowl 26 dager siden
If Borat can have a bear in his ice cream truck for a road trip... ... then Victor Hugo can have a tiger in his van. :-P
Jimmy Lin
Jimmy Lin 26 dager siden
Stephen, it’s highly unfair that your show just started showing Evie’s reactions and we soon won’t be doing the show this way anymore. Please, bring her to set and use her reactions to make up for it. At least for half the season.
bendoi namsao
bendoi namsao 26 dager siden
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CitanulsPumpkin
CitanulsPumpkin 26 dager siden
We should have told Republicans that covid symptoms included "Dick fell off!" last year. Maybe then the idiots would have masked up and gone along with all the safety precautions needed to keep America a first world country.
screwedandchoppedtv
screwedandchoppedtv 26 dager siden
No vaccine here and have been maskless since day 1
ROSTAFA
ROSTAFA 26 dager siden
#covidwillbreakyourdong classic
Frizzle the Cat
Frizzle the Cat 26 dager siden
OMG, that sounds like a terrible, terrible idea... "Fully vaccinated people can participate in activities indoors without a mask". What could go wrong there? I mean... how about everything? How are you going to be sure the people without masks are really vaccinated? (This is the point where the microchip would have actually been handy, tbh) This is going to be a desaster
Marcus Mariota
Marcus Mariota 20 dager siden
You cannot be serious
The Captain Taz
The Captain Taz 26 dager siden
It's sad to see how once someone funny goes woke and sjw. They seem to have diminished brain function and stops being funny.
susan fabrican
susan fabrican 26 dager siden
Hey, Mayor Di Blasio, that burger better be a #BeyondMeat burger or an #ImpossibleFoods burger lest Eric Adams, #plantbased Brooklyn Borough President get mad at you. 🍔😋🌱🌱 #climatechange
susan fabrican
susan fabrican 26 dager siden
Stephen, please stay casual! Loving your casual look these past many months! 👕 👖
susan fabrican
susan fabrican 26 dager siden
Hi Stephen, hope those cake balls are #vegan! - your friend, Jon Stewart 😋🌱
Skycomet
Skycomet 26 dager siden
The vacc? Yeet mask! Policy is awesome! I’ve been taking full advantage of my fully vacc status.
Ulrich Raymond
Ulrich Raymond 26 dager siden
Enjoyed the laid-back easy going live
Barqu3ntine
Barqu3ntine 26 dager siden
Happy birthday Stephen!
Nerissa
Nerissa 26 dager siden
Happy birthday Stephen!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
neojc128
neojc128 26 dager siden
Very Stanislavsky of Colbert to always put down the imaginary props he makes up
TrollBridge666
TrollBridge666 26 dager siden
I feel Stephen should fire that person for not being 400 people. That’s unprofessional!
AlgErnO n
AlgErnO n 26 dager siden
Watching you try is embarrassing. Ellen, Lemon,.. who's next?
camwyn256
camwyn256 26 dager siden
And yet Repugs still say cyber security isn’t infrastructure
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